Glamour Magazine Salutes "The 2005 Women Of the Year"

16th Annual Glamour Magazine "Women of the Year" awards at Avery Fisher Hall November 2, 2005 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

Lea Salonga - so i've heard your pregnant? link

Lea Salonga - Lea, what are those jewelled straps for?

Catherine Zeta Jones / Michael Douglas - hey Cath, who's your daddy?!

Mary J Blige - yo baby! where's the sun yo?

Lea Salonga - you're so 90's

Goldie Hawn - what the F%$@! ok, get more botox and you'll smile on your sleep.

Serena Williams - see.. designing your own clothes made you a 'drag queen'

Marisa Tomie - marisa who? oh yeah... she's the girl from...

Vanessa Carlton - walked a thousand miles

Catherine Zeta - zorra, don't bring your daddy next time...

Martin Short - what the hell are you doing here? oh..you're the MC. ok, you can stay...

Mellisa Ethridge - survivor

Diane Sawyer - with due respect

Lauren Bush - why are you spreading your legs? and why do you remind me of george?

Paula Abdul - are you ok paula?

Hillary Duff - you feel good now that lindsay is not here tonight?


Brooke Shields - no more fighting with tom, ok?