16th Annual Glamour Magazine "Women of the Year" awards at Avery Fisher Hall November 2, 2005 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)
Lea Salonga - so i've heard your pregnant? link
Lea Salonga - Lea, what are those jewelled straps for?
Catherine Zeta Jones / Michael Douglas - hey Cath, who's your daddy?!
Mary J Blige - yo baby! where's the sun yo?
Lea Salonga - you're so 90's
Goldie Hawn - what the F%$@! ok, get more botox and you'll smile on your sleep.
Serena Williams - see.. designing your own clothes made you a 'drag queen'
Marisa Tomie - marisa who? oh yeah... she's the girl from...
Vanessa Carlton - walked a thousand miles
Catherine Zeta - zorra, don't bring your daddy next time...
Martin Short - what the hell are you doing here? oh..you're the MC. ok, you can stay...
Mellisa Ethridge - survivor
Diane Sawyer - with due respect
Lauren Bush - why are you spreading your legs? and why do you remind me of george?
Paula Abdul - are you ok paula?
Hillary Duff - you feel good now that lindsay is not here tonight?
Brooke Shields - no more fighting with tom, ok?